I don't even know if I should tell this story. Yesterday I went to the dermatologist. I wanted the doctor to take a look at the redness in my face, the uneven skin tone, and the moles on my face. When I started talking with the nurse about the moles on my face, she asked about the moles on the rest of my body. I told her that I have never really had anyone look at all of them. We both felt like it would be a good idea for Dr Sire to look over them and make sure I didn't have any questionable moles. She told me that she would bring me a robe. She instructed me to put the robe on with the opening in the back, take my clothes off, and leave my underwear on. As I started undressing it occurred to me that if I left my underwear on that the doctor wouldn't be able to look at half of my legs. I debated what to do. Do I go commando? How do I explain leaving spandex underwear on that go to my knees? How do I explain not having underwear on at all? I decided not to wear anything but my bra and the robe. I waited nervously for Dr Sire to enter the room. He looked at my face and spouted instructions to the nurse. Then it was time for the full body inspection. He pulled the gown up from my legs pretty abruptly. I felt my face flush (HOW EMBARRASSING.) I really hope he didn't get a total crotch shot but I'm pretty sure that he did. Then he had me lay down so he could inspect the front of me and then turn over. How do you keep yourself covered in a robe that is fully open on one side? I can only imagine what the nurse was thinking..."I told this idiot to keep her underwear on." The doctor probably thought the nurse neglected to tell me or something. Maybe, if I'm lucky, they didn't notice or that this happens so frequently that it doesn't even phase them. They did end up finding 3 moles that need to be removed and one is on my upper leg so I guess I made the right choice. I have now committed to myself that I will never go to the doctor again without an extra pair of panties.
11 comments:
hahahahahaaa....I can picture your red face now!
so awful.
Aaron and I were laughing so hard!! I can picture you just dying in that office. :)
I smiled for 20 minutes after reading this. hilarious.
Ha!! I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing! You're hilarious:)
Oh man, that is awkward! Good story.
Oh my goodness I love this story. And..Totally feel your pain with the red face!
Seriously, thank you for sharing. That totally made my day!
Oh man. I've had a mole removed from my face, and when I went in for that I had a full body check too. But thankfully, someone tipped me off about the panties! You should feel better knowing you've probably just saved someone else the same embarrassment!
Oh my gosh that made me laugh. I've been in the same situation, do I take them off or not? Those are the times that make people glad they live in Utah where people know a little better of what they are asking! Thanks for sharing. I miss you.
Oh my gosh how embarrassing!
haha! i heart this. and i wish i could hear you tell it in person. :) such a good sport to give up embarrassment for our entertainment. :)
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